Monday, March 05, 2007

Television thizz face



Got dem internets:

-This is kind of an unusual one: for all you Canadians (and chick-lit afficianados) out there- here's a short story about a Zamboni and a lost engagement ring. (From the always excellent OnFrozenBlog)

-Byron Crawford is the closest rap-blogging gets to cable news punditry, but that guarantees that it's always worth a read, even if it's only designed to be incindiary.

On to some youtubing:

-Speaking of punditry, I bet you've seen it, but if you haven't- Ann Coulter calls John Edwards a "faggot":



If Edwards was a real person instead of a politician, he would respond with something that involves the word "hatefuck."

-The Oakland A's mascot Stomper got his Vans on but they look like sneakers goin' all dumb on some 1800. He'd toss you a thizz face but his face doesn't actually move (Seen via AOL Fanhouse):



But this isn't a spur of the moment kind of thing, he's serious:



Whoa. But can he Wu-Tang better than the Philly Phanatic?

On a related note, I was at the Sixers game on Friday (Andre Igoudala is the truth) and I realized that the Sixers mascot is a bunny in a wave cap and shades named Hip Hop. Hip Hop? Seriously? Does he actually have waves he needs to keep fresh? Why not name him Prog Rock? "Let's everybody give it up for the Sixer Dance Team and Mathcore!!"



Zing.

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