Friday, March 23, 2007

Fog Machines and Laser Rays

Tastemakers that we are, I figure it's time that we get back into our habit of letting our small but influential readership know how they should be spending their hard earned dollars on entertainments. We used to sporadically shout shit out (e.g. our own nights), but I'd like to make an effort to let all you bols and jawns know what we think is the balls.

This weekend:


Seclusiasis presents The Straight Dope w/ Dev and Stumble.
Upstairs at the Khyber.
These guys get unending props for lending Skinny a Serato record when Aaron LaCrate had accidentally run off with one of ours the night before.
See the flyer (with pills!) here.


Much like the Rose Bowl, it's the granddaddy of them all:

Upstairs at the Khyber.
Apt One and Skinny Friedman doing damage on the wheels.
No Cover, $1 PBR until 11. 56 S. 2nd Street.
As always, Philly's best funk/rap/disco/electro/soul/bmore/oldschool/muppetsongs.
I know the flyer is too big, but it's beautiful.

Our boys Relative Q and Burnso (the other half of CockBlock 4) throw down at Belvedere's in Lawrenceville, Pittsburgh. This is the top choice shit that Pittsburgh needs these days. Get your ridiculoid on. No Cover, no pants on.

Shit, I ALMOST! forgot:

Homeboys Tim/Christian/Thom and the Ubermensch Micah AKA the Failed Alliance are playing an early show (5 PM) at the Veggieplex (1019 S. 47th St., West Philly) with some bols from Scandinavia who call themselves "Fun." Oookay.

Very very nice flyer here.