Thursday, January 25, 2007

Contraband hollow apple



There's a new feature we've been meaning to roll out for a while, where we report something and ask (Shouted to the cadence of "WHEEL...OF...FORTUNE!!!")

IS...THIS...RACIST?!?!


-We warned you about this a while ago, but as a result of the crusade of real, non-fictional ex-cop Jerry Rocks, Philly has finally banned...Phillie Blunts (and Vega and Backwoods and Strawberry wraps and whatever else). Talk about renouncing your birthright.

[Related: JS2000 "Let's all roll a 01001 and get 110110 up"]

Other news:

-The Onion zings Bill Simmons real hard, saying "Confused Bill Simmons Picks The Departed to Win the Super Bowl."

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