Fyre and sworde

Noixe is currently working to bless us with some chocolaty goodness about album sales, lobster bisque and neo-classical economics. But to tide you over, let me direct our fine imaginary friends to a discussion on Slate today which made a much more coherent effort than me to describe just what it is about U of M versus OSU that makes old ladies shutter the windows like a storm is afoot.

[Slate: Goddamn it, our militia won the Toledo War!]

P.S. Did you know that U of M is giving up 30 yards rushing per game this year? Nuts!