Friday, August 25, 2006

Now everybody wave

Philadelphia Crime Vignettes as Interpreted from the pages of the Philadelphia Inquirer (pronounced: INkwaar) and Philadelphia Daily News (pronounced: Delly News)

Hot Night on the Block
Johnny T: I'll give yous a quarter of white if you lemme fuck ya girlfriend. Think about it.
Rob: [Smashes in Johnny T.'s skull with dumbell and wrench, cuts him up]

"Bloody Midday Attack"
K.R.: Youknowhatimsain you can't just do me like that, son.
G Mac: Man, you soft. Whatever, I'm gettin on this train.